Is your car luxurious? 

"Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S." (calebms) 05/06/2016 at 15:59 • Filed to: None

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Does your car have two tone basketball colored and black leather? No?! Well get on the train back to pesant-land, hoes. This leather from 2008 will swaddle your ass in mid range luxury comfort until the day you die. And see the leather wrapped shifter, you got that? No?! Didn’t think so. I’ll be putting any ounce of care I had in my leather wrapped console. If you need me, I’ll be surrounded by the skins of a dozen cows.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. 05/06/2016 at 16:02

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Not luxary unless whale penis leather.

jkm7680 > Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. 05/06/2016 at 16:03

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I am disgusted.

Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 05/06/2016 at 16:04

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I am longing for the day when I am wealthy enough that I can walk into the RR dealership and say with a straight face and confidence “Only the finest wolf foreskin should be used for my Phantom”

Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. > jkm7680 05/06/2016 at 16:05

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Shouldn’t of got white leather, ingrate.

Chariotoflove > Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. 05/06/2016 at 16:05

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That actually works really well. The only thing that scares me is the fake brushed aluminum painted trim. My Mazda uses that pretty liberally, too, and when it gets scratched, it screams to the world “plastic and fake!”, and there is nothing you can do about it for the rest of the car’s life.

jkm7680 > Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. 05/06/2016 at 16:06

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it’s vinyl b

Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. > Chariotoflove 05/06/2016 at 16:07

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There are a few places on the gear shift where it has been scratched from items in the (coverable) cupholders, but beyond that the interior is actually quite clean.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. 05/06/2016 at 16:08

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Unless you have an analog clock, you’re still a peasant:

M54B30 > Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. 05/06/2016 at 16:09

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I always thought this generation Malibu had a really nice interior

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. 05/06/2016 at 16:09

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The lack of reference to the seat edge piping, similar to what Rolls Royce does, disappoints me.

Chariotoflove > Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. 05/06/2016 at 16:11

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Truly custom would be using your own foreskin, and I would love to see someone say that to the Rolls bespoke people and then film their reaction.

Nibbles > Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. 05/06/2016 at 16:12

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In that case, my 1995 Dodge Dakota is luxurious.

No, I’m kidding. It doesn’t have this horrid combo. Still luxurious though.

Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. > jkm7680 05/06/2016 at 16:12

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Bah. Away from me, swine.

jkm7680 > Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. 05/06/2016 at 16:13

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good

Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. > Chariotoflove 05/06/2016 at 16:14

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I’m sure their reaction would be very British.

Birddog > Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. 05/06/2016 at 16:14

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That is one of my favorite interiors of any modern car. The first time I saw one I was like that Old Lady in the Buick commercial. “That’s not a Chevy!”

Chariotoflove > Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. 05/06/2016 at 16:15

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Also, congrats on getting a new key. When my key fob died, I had to pay Mazda $110 for a new one. The cheaper third party ones I tried didn’t work and had to be sent back.

Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. > Birddog 05/06/2016 at 16:16

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Thank you, kind sir.

Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. > jkm7680 05/06/2016 at 16:16

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Harumph.

Chariotoflove > Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. 05/06/2016 at 16:17

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That’s what I would be counting on.

jkm7680 > Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. 05/06/2016 at 16:18

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motherfucker

E90M3 > Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. 05/06/2016 at 16:18

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Yeah, but do you have leather embossed to look like carbon fiber on your dash?

Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. > E90M3 05/06/2016 at 16:58

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well shit.

Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. > jkm7680 05/06/2016 at 16:59

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shit-stick

jkm7680 > Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. 05/06/2016 at 17:01

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cockmongler

Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. > jkm7680 05/06/2016 at 17:03

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bag of assholes

jkm7680 > Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. 05/06/2016 at 17:04

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container of clitorises

Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. > jkm7680 05/06/2016 at 17:05

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foreskin flask

jkm7680 > Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. 05/06/2016 at 17:05

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That’s a new one

Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. > jkm7680 05/06/2016 at 17:07

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and a strange mental image

jkm7680 > Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. 05/06/2016 at 17:08

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Yup

Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. > jkm7680 05/06/2016 at 17:11

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and also the second time foreskin came up in the comments of this post.

jkm7680 > Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. 05/06/2016 at 17:12

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Kinky

Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. > jkm7680 05/06/2016 at 17:13

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strange shit happens at Oppo After Hours™

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. 05/11/2016 at 08:35

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No. No it is not.